Question

A farmer had a cow. He took very good care of this cow and one day when it was ill. He was very worried. He telephoned the vet (獸醫(yī)).
“What’s the problem?” The vet asked him when he arrived.
“My cow is ill.” the farmer said. “I don’t know what’s the matter with her. She’s lying down and won’t eat. She’s making a strange noise.”
The vet looked over the cow. “She’s certainly ill, ” he said, “and she needs to take some very strong medicine.”
He took a bottle out of his box, put two pills into his hand and said, “The pills should make her better.”
“How should I give them to her?” the farmer asked.
The vet gave him a tube (管子) and said,“Put this tube in her mouth, then put the pills in the tube and blow. That’ll make it.”
The next day the vet came to the farm again. The farmer was sitting outside his house and looked more worried.
“How’s your cow?” the vet asked.
“No change,” the farmer said. “and I’m feeling very strange myself.”
“Oh?” the vet said. “Why?”
“I did what you said,” the farmer answered. “I put the tube in the cow’s mouth and then put two pills down it.”
“And?” the vet asked.
“The cow blew first.” the farmer said.
小題1:The farmer asked the vet for help when his cow ________.

A．couldn’t make any noise	B．didn’t eat the pills
C．was ill	D．couldn’t lie down

小題2:The vet taught the farmer how ________.

A．to blow the tube	B．to make the cow take the pills
C．to take the medicine	D．to put the tube in his mouth

小題3:Which of the following is true?

A．The farmer ate the pills himself.

B．The cow got better after taking the medicine.

C．The vet came to help farmer change the cow the next day.

D．The farmer waited for the vet outside his house the next day.

Answer 1

小題1:C
小題2:B
小題3:A
試題分析：這篇令人忍俊不禁的幽默的主要內(nèi)容是：一個農(nóng)夫的牛病倒了。獸醫(yī)給了他一些藥和一根管子，并告訴他怎么樣用這根管子給牛喂藥。第二天，獸醫(yī)再次到農(nóng)場時發(fā)現(xiàn)那位農(nóng)夫坐在家門口，一臉的焦慮不安。原來他的牛病情并沒有好轉。他說自己按照獸醫(yī)的囑咐做了，可當他將管子插入牛的嘴里，并放進兩粒藥丸，正想吹氣時，牛卻先吹了一口氣。
小題1:根據(jù)one day when it was ill. 可知，但牛生病時，農(nóng)夫向獸醫(yī)尋求幫助。所以本題選C。
小題2:根據(jù)The vet gave him a tube (管子) and said,“Put this tube in her mouth, then put the pills in the tube and blow. That’ll make it.” 可知，這是獸醫(yī)告訴農(nóng)夫如何給牛喂藥。所以本題選B。
小題3:通過閱讀全文和最后一句The cow blew first.可知，藥被農(nóng)夫吃了。所以本題選A。